Sometimes, if i have to sit next to the “cool” girls, my whole day is spent like this:
"That new guy was staring at me the whole Chemistry period."
(He already has a girlfriend, idiot)
"I looked so great at the party, everyone was looking at me."
(Everyone was looking cuz u were dressed weird.)
"I went to Paris but i had to come back the next day."
(Yeah, cuz everybody does that)
"I think he has a crush on me."
(As far as i know him, he has a working brain, so no.)
"This hairstyle looks good on me, don’t you think?"
(you look like somebody dropped a pot of noodles on your head. duffer.)
"I swear, our math teacher has a personal grudge against me."
(He doesn’t even know your name!)
And then they start saying mean things about my favourite teacher
"He is such a pain, right?"
(YOU are the one who’s a pain)
"What’s 2 raised to power 3, again?"
"ok, so what’s the cube root of 8?"